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actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.




But… wut about salmonella? Or do u just get that through ingestion?


actualholidaybakery
:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

But… wut about salmonella? Or do u just get that through ingestion?



Quit playing the victim.. u know wut u did, own up to it! Smh….



canisfamiliaris:

Bras Do Not Work and Cause More Problems
The findings from a 15-year, longitudinal study of more than 300 women in France, suggest that breasts would gain more tone, and would support themselves, if no bra was used. Why? Bras appear to limit the growth of supporting breast tissues, leaving the breast to wither and degrade more quickly. In fact, women who stopped wearing bras experienced a 7mm lift in their nipples each year that they did not wear a bra, and bra-less women developed firmer breasts, and stretch marks faded. And, in direct opposition to the myth that the bra eases back pain for women with larger breasts, not wearing a bra actually eased the pain, while wearing a bra did not.

And this is why I do not wear bras….. CASE IN POINT!

canisfamiliaris:

Bras Do Not Work and Cause More Problems

The findings from a 15-year, longitudinal study of more than 300 women in France, suggest that breasts would gain more tone, and would support themselves, if no bra was used. Why? Bras appear to limit the growth of supporting breast tissues, leaving the breast to wither and degrade more quickly. In fact, women who stopped wearing bras experienced a 7mm lift in their nipples each year that they did not wear a bra, and bra-less women developed firmer breasts, and stretch marks faded. And, in direct opposition to the myth that the bra eases back pain for women with larger breasts, not wearing a bra actually eased the pain, while wearing a bra did not.

And this is why I do not wear bras….. CASE IN POINT!




I know……

I know……




imgfave:

Posted by mistymorrning

Damn right! Im so fcking salty right now its not even a joke! u betrayed me as a friend and DO NOT EVEN TRY TO ACT INNOCENT, u dumb, cunt! no wonder ur ex called u a cunt because u are a cunt, u cunt! GAAAHHHH!!! so salty!

imgfave:

Posted by mistymorrning


Damn right! Im so fcking salty right now its not even a joke! u betrayed me as a friend and DO NOT EVEN TRY TO ACT INNOCENT, u dumb, cunt! no wonder ur ex called u a cunt because u are a cunt, u cunt! GAAAHHHH!!! so salty!



Miss USA, really? We failed u…

ponyponeboy:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

My god


Posers

Suck! That’s all


Blah..

I just had a red velvet cup cake and a cup of coffee for breakfast.. no good at all! Crap! Oh well.. im on vaca! :-) i will not give myself a hard time about it, its about enjoying life..



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Hey Folks! i am back! hopefully for good because i just realize that Tumblr actually help me stay motivated.. For the last couple of months that I have been AWOL.. I was doing mediocre workouts, my diet was horrible.. it made me sad and depress, I cried a lot and binge.. stress got to me, friends.. it suck bad.. school was getting harder, but i am back now and im gunna try and motivate you like you all motivate me!





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